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| All Belts Accounted For
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| JOSEPH CRAVEN STOLE MY BELTWANTED: JOSEPH CRAVEN
DESCRIPTION: TALL WITH DARK FUZZY HAIR AND USUALLY SCRUFFY FACIAL HAIR (SEE PICTURE)WHEREABOUTS: UNKOWN
ARMED: UNKNOWN
DANGEROUS: VERYIF YOU OR ANYONE ELSE YOU KNOW HAS ANY INFORMATION AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF JOSEPH CRAVEN OR THE AVERAGE BRAD'S BELT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW. DO NOT HESITATE TO GIVE HIM GRIEF ABOUT IT. I NEED MY BELT BACK. IT HELPS TO KEEP MY PANTS UP.
PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHEN TRYING TO CONTACT, CONVERSE WITH, OR MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THIS INDIVIDUAL. NEVER TOUCH A CRAVEN. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU FEED A CRAVEN. DO NOT GIVE HIM FOOD, WATER, CLOTHING, LODGING, OR SAFE PASSAGE UNTIL HE RETURNS THE AVERAGE BRAD'S BELT.
BE AWARE, THIS IS A HIGHLY DANGEROUS INDIVIDUAL. I'VE SEEN HIM DO A SPIN KICK TO THE HEAD. PLEASE KEEP A SAFE DISTANCE. I HIGHLY APPRECIATE YOUR COOPERATION IN THIS MATTER.
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